Writer. Fangirl. Nerd.

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samandriel:

the important news

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fasterfood:

“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

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whotags:

couragelittlelionman:

The Doctor will have none of your Dalek bullshit

#Ten’s face in that second gif #That’s the same face TenToo makes #When Jackie tells him to get a haircut (via gallifreyburning)

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deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me

and yelled

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL

no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face

UPDATE:

he came back in and said “annie you okay?”

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kittykatstark:

#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies

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bro-biden:

“go on,”  i whisper as i unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air. “you’re free now.” 

my last fuck has gone

i have nothing left to give

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naturalshocks:

and-other-sundries:

Lady at the desk: For the new card we’re going to need your fingerprints.
Me: Fingerprints, really?
Lady at the desk: Yes.
Me: Wow.
Me:
Me: Better stop breaking into people’s houses then.
Lady at the desk:
Me:
Lady at the desk: It takes a week before all of this is processed and ready, so YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS. MAKE THEM COUNT.

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carryonmywaywardroxas:

sterekhobrien:

satan-is-a-pretty-cool-guy:

palaeobelle:

thedragon-smaug:

laszlotastic:

st0ner-c0mics:

sapphiresandlightsabers:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

I love this

This high is quite possibly the greatest thing ever.

I’ll just reblog this again, it’s been a while

this is always worth reblogging, you guys.

I have been looking for this post for ever. I went and made tea just for it.

BLESS THIS POST.

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dirk-in-a-gasmask:

askmace:

tortitude:

So I saw this image and got up from my desk confused, literally talking to myself as I walked away.

“Why were they putting a wig on that bald eagle—oh.”

Explain it to me please ‘cause I still don’t get it!

iT IS A BALD EAGLE AND THEYRE PUTTING A WIG ON IT NOW ITS NOT BALD THATS

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mattandthebadger:

dinosaurbread:

alexhnngston:

bowties-and-handcuffs:

youleavethetardisbreakson:

Kingston and Tennant are both coming back for the 50th anniversary DW special.

What if it’s

SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY

FUCK YOU. right in the feels. ugh.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? ARE YOU SATAN?

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